*Smoke
up to two whole cigarettes at one time, HANDS FREE! You can hold MORE BEERS!
EASY TO USE! Takes no intelligence, logic, reasoning, or morals!
FREE T-SHIRT INCLUDED!
*Smoke
up to two whole cigarettes at one time, HANDS FREE! You can hold MORE BEERS!
*No more smoke to stink up your clothes! You can let your own body odor do that!
*You
don't lose ANY of the smoke after you exhale! This will allow you to re-inhale
the same smoke for DAYS! You will be able to buy more LIQUOR and DOGS with
all the money you will save from using the SMOKING HELMET!
WANT
TO QUIT? YOU CAN!
With
the partially new QUIT SMOKING
KIT! It's simple!
DELUXE KIT INCLUDES:
*One extra-strength rope noose
*A beer (hey, what the hell?)
Go here for Various Anatomical Studies of the Typical Smoker
-Fake ad concept and drawings by Josh Bakehorn.
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